Health and Wellness

Yoga - Connect with your breath. Move your body. Align your energies. Visit our two world class open-air yoga studios at our main campus on the banks of Lake Buena Vista in sunny California. 

The Learning Kitchen - Nourish your body and your brain. Being an L.I.B. agent requires mental fortitude and metabolic stamina, so we provide interactive courses from culinary magicians to support your longevity and our shared success. 

Educational Workshops - Advance your consciousness. Curiosity is the source of connection, and connection is the source of joy. Celebrate your being by learning something new today. 

Community - Have a hobby or interest? Join one of our amazing clubs today. Our widely attended and highly regarded book club is celebrating its tenth anniversary with a special event at The Lightning Stage at 5:00 p.m. on Sunday, with a special appearance from not just a librarian, but The Librarian herself!

Upcoming Events

  • Thursday: Queer Dance Party meetup 11pm - 12 am  @ Crossroads (Brown Angel) 

    Join us to shake off heteronormative protocol, rehydrate your aura, and collect JOYPOINTS. Attendance is optional, allies are welcomed.

  • Friday: Banana Beach Party  2 - 7 pm @ Beach by the LIB Sign 

    You like bananas? We do too! Slip into something slippery and peel on down to the Banana Beach Party — where the vibes are ripe, the outfits are yellow-adjacent, sunscreen is optional, attitude is essential. Let’s potassium-blast this beach into bliss.

  • Friday: Late Night Pizza Party 2 - 4 am - @ Dough Lab Thunder

    It’s the Late Night Pizza Party you definitely didn’t know you needed. Join us for a slice of melty joy, and cheese-fueled camaraderie. Come for the carbs, stay because you can’t move.

  • Saturday: Lightning Run Club w/ Midnight Runners 8:30 - 11 am  @ Lightning

    Let’s be honest: nobody wants to run. Cardio is a scam. But somehow, Lightning Run Club is happening — and weirdly, it's kind of fun? Come jog, walk, or dramatically limp with us. There will be sweat, endorphins, and the smug satisfaction of being That Person™ before 11AM. Just show up. Your future self (and calves) will thank you.

  • Saturday: Book Club Anniversary Meetup - Saturday 5 p.m. @ Lightning Stage Come check it out. Literally. We want to warmly extend a special invitation to our company book club’s tenth anniversary retreat. Our beloved book club has a long and magical history here at The Lightning Information Bureau and we are so looking forward to celebrating this incredible community. This year we have planned our retreat around a special performance by none other than The Librarian herself! Please join us for an unforgettable evening at The Lightning Stage on Saturday, May 24th at 5:00 p.m. Most of us will just be getting off work, so look for our extremely powerful and probably overqualified staff (in white lab coats).

  • Saturday: SuperTallPaul’s Leisure Listening Lounge 12 - 3 am - @ The Hideout

    Shhh... only the cool kids know: SuperTallPaul’s Leisure Listening Lounge opens its velvet rope this Saturday at midnight. Just you, the groove, and whatever weird frequency Paul is channeling this time. BYO aura.

Benefits and Perks

Our ongoing success in the pseudo-scientific space has opened the doors to countless partnerships and sponsorships that our employees have almost-exclusive access to. See a list below for places to score free swag and immaculate vibes:

  • Unlimited JOY⚡Points: Redeemable for high-fives, enlightenment, or nothing at all.

  • Flexible Interdimensional Scheduling: Work whenever, wherever, or whenever-you-were.

  • On-Site Hydration Stations:

    • Smirnoff Vodka – The Classic Choice
      Enjoy the smooth and versatile Smirnoff Vodka, perfect for unwinding after a long day of decoding classified transmissions. Whether you prefer it neat or in a cocktail, it's a timeless favorite.

    • Astral Tequila – Celestial Sips
      Crafted from 100% Blue Weber agave and nourished by the sun and stars, Astral Tequila offers a taste that's out of this world. Ideal for those moments when you need a cosmic boost.

    • BeatBox Beverages – Party in a Box
      With vibrant flavors like Fruit Punch and Blue Razzberry, BeatBox Beverages are perfect for energizing your senses. At 11.1% ABV, they're a fun way to kickstart your creativity.

    • Beer Girl Brewing – Brewed for Balance
      Featuring low sugar, gluten-reduced options with a creamy finish, Beer Girl Brewing's selections are designed for mindful enjoyment. Perfect for those who appreciate quality and flavor.

  • Wellness Wednesdays: Breathwork, plank-offs, mermaid pose, and emotionally intense eye contact with strangers.

  • Rave-to-Remote Pipeline: 3 festival shifts = 1 PTO day

  • Employee Roller Rink Access: Free quad skates, rental elbow pads, and emotional support disco balls.

  • Aura Calibration Credits: Realign your energy field after a questionable dance circle or an unsanctioned time loop.

  • Biweekly Costume Budget: Fur vests, LED goggles, reflective pants, and one (1) banana suit per fiscal quarter.

  • Noise-Canceling Headphones + Cowbell: We encourage balance.

  • Complimentary Crystals & Unsolicited Wisdom: Hand-delivered by the extradimensional elves in HR.

  • Access to the Secret Employee Portal: Where the memes are fire, the fonts are Comic Sans, and the training videos are suspiciously romantic.

  • Annual Company Egg Party: Deviled, glittered, or astrally poached—however you bring ‘em, you’re family.